The Cr’opener

The Cr’opener

35.00

Ugh, right? Watching a friend or loved one open their Pilsner or pop with a rust-pocked, sticky opener - it doesn’t get much worse than that! Too many enjoyable evenings on the yacht have been ruined by such treachery. That’s why we developed the Cr’opener. Smoooooth jazz. But don’t hesitate, we only made 4! (maybe we made 8, but Brad seems to have misplaced the other 4). PLEASE ALLOW 8 DAYS FOR HANNDLIG SHIPPING AND DELIVERY

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